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i had an altercation with a sugar-free blueberry muffin earlier today.

i usually only eat some fruit and a little granola for breakfast but was really hungry after getting to work and this little creature appealed to me. now i know that nothing that appeals to me is something i should ever partake in.

i don't think i have a thing left in my intestines except perhaps vestiges of the lining once there.

thankfully i feel somewhat human at the moment. once i take a nice cold shower and hit the bed in our air conditioned bedroom i shall be well on my way to the semi mediocrity of my being when we next speak.